20 of the most annoying blog post ideas I got from people I tortured into giving me blog post ideas.

20 of the most annoying blog post ideas I got from people I tortured into giving me blog post ideas.

You see all of these fabulous blog posts, this little block of creativity, of course it’s not mine. I’m not even gonna lie. I kidnap people off the streets, trap them in a panic room that I built in my basement. There I starve these poor souls and make them listen to Meghan Trainor all day until they are depressed and melancholy enough to think artistic and come up with great ideas. Well, they are not always great. Sometimes they’re plain stupid and you know what happens to the stupid ones? Well they are faced with the affliction that is reading your own tweets from when you were fourteen. Keep reading and you’ll know what I mean.

  1. Write about funny work place emails.
http://www.someecards.com/workplace-cards/i-send-pointless-emails
http://www.someecards.com/workplace-cards/i-send-pointless-emails

Like I have a job to start with.

  1. Write about dreams.

I would, but this one will probably require that I spare a week or a month. Why don’t I just write a book? Who needs a blog post?

http://www.memecenter.com/fun/6160921/my-dreams-of-waifu-died-when-i-made-this-account
http://www.memecenter.com/fun/6160921/my-dreams-of-waifu-died-when-i-made-this-account

Where do I even start?

  1. Hey why don’t you write about your feelings?

Why don’t I ‘talk’ about them? Why don’t I put a fork in my own eye? Do you not know how these things work?

  1. Write about seeehyx

*Dies. Boner*

*Boner. No longer*

  1. Write about food.
momina arif's blog/ food blog
http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/i-am-not-responsible-for-what-my-face-does-when-you-talk-7ce9f

What have I done to make you think this was a food blog?

  1. Make a list of all the lame ideas I’ve given you.

No, why will I do that?

  1. Talk about politics, share your views.

No, I’m going to be president someday and I don’t want this.

  1. Write about your childhood memories. Like that time you tried to sell your sister’s turtle.

Are you stupid? That’s not the kind of reputation I want to have. People think I’m nice and all.

  1. Do you even remember the turtle?

Of course I remember the turtle, I fought to get rid of it.

  1. Are you gonna come up with an idea now, or what?

I’m trying. You haven’t insulted me enough.

  1. Write about the unnecessary amount of time you spend feeling bad about your black heads

*slaps*

*faaahhhhckk*

 http://giphy.com/search/insecurities
http://giphy.com/search/insecurities
  1. Write about funny texts you’ve gotten from Unknown numbers.

*who’s this now*

*momeena.. yew there?*

*?*

http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/798915-tumblr
http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/798915-tumblr
  1. All the rows you’ve had with technology, you could write about those.

The time I lost my sidebar for a month, turns out I had it only zoomed it in. No, I’m not telling people about that.

  1. Write about writing anxiety
http://ill-horse.tumblr.com/post/146289129842
http://ill-horse.tumblr.com/post/146289129842

*gets back to fixing a month old post, that nobody visits anymore*

  1. Write about all the book ideas you started with but never finished.
https://www.pinterest.com/laurel0324/all-the-worlds-a-stage/
https://www.pinterest.com/laurel0324/all-the-worlds-a-stage/

*Wails in horrific defeat*

  1. How to Up your eyebrow game
http://favim.com/image/4401053/
http://favim.com/image/4401053/

Yea. How?

  1. Write about The Revenent
http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/107https://www.evernote.com/Home.action#n=f0c1610a-a55e-469b-8290-727373fefd76&ses=4&sh=2&sds=2&4241-winnie-the-pooh
http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/107https://www.evernote.com/Home.action#n=f0c1610a-a55e-469b-8290-727373fefd76&ses=4&sh=2&sds=2&4241-winnie-the-pooh

What about The Revenent?

*silence*

  1. Write about how much you love Tumblr

Again. Why blog post. Why not a book?

  1. Pronunciations

Nobody cares

  1. Write about Supernatural
http://www.aminoapps.com/page/supernatural/7095444/spn-tumblr-posts
http://www.aminoapps.com/page/supernatural/7095444/spn-tumblr-posts

 

http://imgfave.com/collection/219037/supernatural-funny
http://imgfave.com/collection/219037/supernatural-funny

Really need to get on with the book.

Comment below and let me know of all the dumb blog post ideas you were given that you decided to use anyway.

 

Momina Arif

 

featured image credit: Knowyourmeme.com



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